It's been a while since we've seen a "naughty checkup" , but now that we're back in the good old days, we get another one. This time it's the "Japanese guy" . He's here to give you a "oil massage," which basically means he's going to rub your body with his tongue. We're not exactly sure what this is supposed to do, but it sure seems like a good idea. The guy is so excited that he'll be able to "smear" his boobs with this "oil" that he doesn't even have to remove his shirt . We get a little taste of what's in store for us in the next few minutes.