The two men are in the middle of a conversation about melons when one of them notices that the other is talking to his "breasts" . The other asks him to stop, but he refuses, saying that he's not sure if he'll be able to go back to his normal self at school. He's going to have to "play dumb" , he says, because if the other girls find out about his sex life, they'll make him "in deep trouble" at school . He tells the other men to "squish" the other's breasts for a bit, and then he tells them to "pew weep" if they don't stop. He says that he has never seen a "pussy" before, and that he doesn't want to see it again. He asks the other man if he can squeeze him for a little while, and the two men do just that. The first man says he'd never seen anything like this before, but the second man says it's the first time he has ever seen a pussy. The second man asks if the pussy is the "clit," and the first man replies that it is. The men start talking about how hot it is inside, and he asks if they can put it in his "sexy dmp" so that he won't have to go through with it. The women are shocked, and they start to scream, and finally the men stop talking, saying they can't do anything about it because they're "friends." The men say that they are "big guys," and that they'd rather have sex with a "big guy" than a "small guy." The women start to feel sorry for the men, because they know that their sex life isn't as sexy as the men's. They're not big guys, they say, but they are big men, so they have to do something about it.