The narrator wakes up to find that the girl next to him is teasing him while everyone is asleep. The girl used to be his friend, but she's been sleeping with someone else for the last nine or ten years. The narrator asks the girl why she doesn't have her phone with her, and the girl says that she just came in while drunk and didn't want to look at it. When the narrator asks her why she looked at him, she says that it's because he looked at her while she was naked. When she asks why he looked, the narrator says that he looked because the girl was teasing him. He apologizes for looking at her, but he's not sorry for yelling at her. He's sorry that she was so close to him, and he apologizes too. He says that if she wanted to be with