The narrator tells us that we can "grope it" if we only have to do it 10 times. He says that seeing the "unexpected friend" turns into "full on sex" if you do it by yourself. The narrator says that he can't do it if he's staring at his phone, so he offers to help. He's not sure why, but he says he'll do the first thing: "squish pull ah, where are you touching ing ? squish help it" . He doesn't know why, he says, but it's "too small" for him. He tries to squeeze her, but she won't let him do it. She looks "seriously" at him, and the narrator says, "damn it .damn it