In this chapter, we learn that we can grope a friend of ours if only ten times. We learn that the friend is a "damnit" , and that seeing the friend's face turns into "full on sex" . We also learn that "squishing stop" is not a good idea, because it's hard for the friend to squeeze his or her nipples . Finally, the friend says that he's going to "swamp" the friend with his orgasms, and we're all like, "Whoa, what's up?" .