The narrator tells us that we're about to find out what it's like to be in love with someone you've never met before. We're also about to learn that this is the first time we've ever heard anyone say, "Hey, I'm in love!" . We also learn that the narrator has a crush on the guy who wrote the song that's about to be performed at the school's entrance ceremony . The narrator is all, "hey, ass hole" , and he's totally psyched about it. He's also psyched about the fact that the guy's going to be performing at a concert in a week, which means that he'll be staying in a hotel for a while. He also wants to know when the concert is, because he hates the idea of having to stay in a room with people who aren't there to see him perform. Oh, and the narrator is also psyched that his brother is also in town, so they're both psyched to be living together.