Dr. Rivers is about to give a lecture on how to be a good doctor when a patient comes up to him and says that he wants to sleep with him. Rivers tells the patient that he's going to find out how much he likes him. The patient says that's a good thing, because then he'll be able to tell whether or not he likes his new doctor. Rivers asks the patient if he'd like to have sex with him, and the patient says yes. Rivers says that if he had sex with her, he would give her the same kind of treatment that he gave his wife. Rivers then asks if the patient would like to be kissed by his new wife, and she says yes, but she's not sure if she'd want to kiss someone who's already married to someone she doesn't approve of. Rivers