The narrator tells us that he'd like to try growing flowers, too. He says he's going to bury the flower in some "soft soil" and give it water. Then he'll cut it out, cut it in half, and stitch it back together. He'll give it fertilizer when it starts to grow big, and then give it a "snake shake stop it" . The narrator says he hopes it'll soon bloom, because it's getting late for his "hula dance" with his sons. He wants to give the flower a try, too, but first he has to figure out how to make the flower grow. First, he tells us, he needs to bury it in "some soft soil" , cut the flower out, and "sterilize" it with fertilizer. Then, he says, he wants to "chew toilet" once the flower is big enough to eat, and he wants it to be watered every day. Finally, he asks if he can "sign gun