This chapter's epigraph comes from a conversation between a "naughty friend" and a "sweet friend." The sweet friend asks the naughty friend if he's okay with his plan to have sex with her. The naughty friend responds that he'll do it as long as it's five hours earlier. He's already had sex with his "first friend" , and the sweet friend doesn't care if he has sex with him. He just wants to make sure he gets a drink first. He asks if the girl is hungry, and she says she's glad she likes the sauce. He tells her he'd eat at the place every day. He also tells her that there's no girl in the house, and that the wind is nice and cool. He says he often goes out for walks, but instead of sex, he gets dinner and walks home. He thinks this is a great way to spend the night, because it'll make him feel better. He wants to find a girl, he says, but he can't find one easily, because girls can be annoying and guys can be "a pain in the butts too" . So he decides to do it, because he thinks he can find a girlfriend easily, and he thinks girls are annoying too, too. But he says that girls and guys shouldn't just stop talking, because they should be open and honest with each other. He adds that if they really do like each other, they should just stop acting like they aren't interested in each other . He concludes by saying that if he were to get "a boyfriend," he would probably want someone like him, someone who'd take the lead . But this isn't love. It's just an agreement, he tells us, because if this were love, he wouldn