The chapter opens with a description of the organization called "Tit fangs," which was started to protect vampire rights and to facilitate cohabitation between humans. The narrator tells us that this is the second time he's been to this reception, and that he drank the blood of his first victim. He also tells us about the "squirrel" he experienced the day before, and how he thinks he and the vampire are "pretty thing." The narrator then goes on to tell us that "a slurping a pairing" occurs when a vampire and a human agree to each other, and the two of them file a report with the organization. He says that he and his family run the organization, but that there are still people who don't want to be paired yet. He adds that he can smell the scent of the vampire's blood mixed in with the smell of the human's, and he wonders why they have to wait so long to be welcomed into the world. He tells us, "everyone sleeps late these days," and that they've just gotten together for tea over at a sweets shop. He wants to know why they're so slovenly, and wonders if they should hide out with him. He's never thought of such a thing before, he says, but now that the world's abandoned him, he'd like to be treated like a "human like me" . He even got his son, a silver fox, as a "zregular silver fox" , which is a reference to the silver fox's hair color. He doesn't think this is different from falling in love and dating, but he does think it's different than the way they treat each other in real life. He thinks that