The narrator wakes up to find that his lover has kissed him. He apologizes and says that he's not mad at her for kissing him, since he doesn't have to go to work. He's going to go on a date, and he wants to make sure that everyone is dressed appropriately for the occasion. He suggests that everyone wear a "big white tank top," "big floral pants," and "adi-wang shoes" with red socks on the date. He asks if his girlfriend approves of the outfit, and she says that she does. He wants to take off all of his clothes, and tells his lover that he wants him to do whatever he wants with her. The narrator is all, "Gee, I really don't like the taste of your girlfriend" . He says that if she likes it, he'll let her do whatever she wants with him. The guy says that's fine, he just wants to change