"The naughty way of snogging" is the title of this short scene. It's a naughty way to say that you're not at the mall. The narrator tells the audience that he's here to ask for sex. He wants to know if there's any room in the mall where he can have sex with him. He's not sure, but he wants to do it. He doesn't want to be "a bottom guy" , he says, because he'd rather be a "top guy" than a "bottom guy." He wants sex because he wants money, and he wants sex for his "hobby" or "a debt" . He asks if he can do it, and the narrator says he can't, because it'll be "torture" for a "straight guy" having sex with another man. He says he has done sex before, like kissing and "blow jobs," and he knows that the narrator is just "some clueless child," but he still wants to have sex. "I do want you," he tells the narrator, "so quickly." The narrator is desperate for money. He leads a shameful life, so he'll even "swallow your semen"