The narrator tells us that he's been having sex with a "straight guy" for the first time in a while. He's bummed because it's hard to have sex with someone who's straight, but he can't stand the sight of it. The narrator asks the guy if he has seen the guy's face before they've had sex, and the guy says that he hasn't, so the narrator apologizes and says that the guy is with him. He tells the guy to kiss him, but the guy doesn't want to do that, so he'll have to do fellatio instead.