"Love Way of Don't Get Any Strange Ideas" The narrator tells us that he's going to need a lot of money to pay for school. He doesn't know how much he'll need, but he does know that it's not enough. He's worried that if he makes the guy feel bad, he might end up hurting him. The narrator says that he can't afford to go to school, and that when he does go, he won't have enough money to live on. He begs the narrator to give him some money so he can pay off his debt. He also asks the narrator if he can talk to her about sex.