In this short scene, the narrator complains about the "naughty way of love" . He's offended that he has to pay to have sex with a guy he doesn't like. He says he's going to do it anyway because it's his "hobby" and he'll be able to "see a straight guy" and "a gay guy" at the same time. He also says that he'd like to "squeal there" because "slackers" are "un bearable people" who "say ridiculous shit" , but he can't stand the thought of having to pay for sex with people who don't deserve it. The narrator says that if he had sex with someone he didn't approve of, he would be "screeched there" and would be in danger of getting "gagged pant" and getting "gangbanged" by other people. He adds that there are "bastards" like him who "get a kick out