The scene opens with a groan from the audience. The narrator tells us that he's about to do something he'd never do before. He's going to have sex with a guy who's not even in his bed with him. This guy is a total jerk. He can't even stand the thought of sex with anyone but him. He swears he'll do it no matter who he is with. And then he does it again. This time, he swears, it's no use trying to get him to do it with anyone other than him. It'