In this chapter, the narrator tells us that he's going to make a batch of blueberry cream cheese scones. He's also going to give them to a guy named hikaru, who's on a dating app. The guy is named pororin, and the narrator introduces him to his customers. He tells them that he has just gotten divorced from his first wife, and that the divorce papers were filed a month ago. The narrator tells the customer service guy to hurry up and find a place to live, because there's no place to rent in the city. He also tells the guy that he thinks shingo is going to be the guy to dump poroorin, because he'll get a "gay glow" and be popular. The customer service man tells the narrator that he can't come in because he won a bet at a poker game, and he wants to make sure that he looks good before entering the bar. The bartender tells him that he won't be allowed in the bar because he looks like a "pregnant maiden" .