"Sex and the City" opens with a soliloquy about love. It's the first time we've heard the phrase "sex" in a long time, so we're not sure what to make of it. We're guessing that it means "kiss" or "suck," but we'll have to wait until we hear more about it in the future. The narrator tells us that he's going to make the guy "come with three fingers of endless caressing" on his first night of sex. He's not going to let the guy slip away without a fight. He wants to make sure that the guy doesn't "shake squelch here ?" or "press ah !" or "shake tease me" . He also wants to know where the kiss is going to be hidden. He says that he wants to