It's the day of the outdoor courting event, and the narrator is psyched to be a part of it. He's so excited that he's even going to sit next to one of the guys who's trying to flirt with another woman. The guy who flirts with the most women is the one who gets to be the "driver and guide" of the event. The narrator is so psyched that he can't stop talking about how awesome it is to be able to "snatch one of sure" .