It's the busy season at the tax office, and the two of them haven't seen each other for a month. They're both "perfect for each other" , the narrator tells us, and they're "both mean" . The two are perfect for one another, he says, and he's worried that public opinion will judge them harshly if they continue to date after work. He's also worried that they'll get into trouble if they get into a fight or something, so he wants to know what they can do if they have a day off. He suggests that they go to a bar and have a drink, and then they can go to another hotel and have sex. The narrator doesn't know what to say, but he says he'll say that he means it.