The narrator sighs that it's finally time to admit that he has masochistic tendencies. He's spent his life "living an honest life," but now he's going to have to "stop denying it" . He tells himself that he'll have to take a day off from work to "have some fun" with a "professional partner" , but he doesn't want to do it just yet. He wants to "just have some fun," but he also wants to know why someone is "slutting" around with the other girls at his shop. The narrator tries to get the guy to explain, but the dude won't tell him. He just wants to fuck the dude. The dude tells the narrator that he was just passing by and that he didn't do anything wrong. He says he was "just pass-ing by" and that the dude's "friend" just kicked him in the ass. He asks the dude how his wallet is, and the dude tells him that his license card is in there. He then asks the narrator how his body is holding up, and he tells him to be careful around the girls at the shop. He also tells the dude that he just got "bruised," but that if it was "pretty bad," it would be "kind of a hassle." The dude asks if he can borrow a "towel to wipe quick," and the narrator asks if the dude is his "girl friend." The guy says that he is, but then he blushes.