"Bathhouse cowgirl" with her sex "naked childhood friend" . "What're you ! ba ! dump bounce jiggle shiver bounce put your practice test to the i- figured test ." . . Shmoop. What's going on here? Well, it's not just the sex. It's also the "bounce" of the kiss . You know, the one where you're like, "Whoa, that's gross, I'm so glad you kissed me so hard that I feel so good after you did it!" . This is the kind of kiss that makes you feel like you've been "sucked" by the guy who did it to you . Oh, and by the way, "suck" is the same thing as "sucking" , which is a sexual slang term for sucking . Anyway, we're going to give you a little lesson in how to do this: "the narrator