The narrator tells us that the reason he's been getting along so well with the professor is because he wants to find out if the professor's will is valid. He's also been trying to figure out whether or not the professor has been lying about his inheritance. The lawyer tells him that he has the right to half of the inheritance, so he asks if he can borrow a lighter. The woman is so pretty, the narrator says, that he can't believe she's wearing a lighter in her car. He wants to make it "hot" right now. He asks if the lawyer is so "provocative" that he'd want to have sex with his clothes on while he was still in his stockings. He tells the lawyer to "put your dick" in him. He says he has always wanted to be a "proactive woman like you" . He promises to "fulfill everything you desire" as long as he does what he says. He then asks the lawyer if he'll need to flirt with a girl on the day they're going to meet again. The girl is going to be named Jo, and the men will have to "flirt with one girl" and then "have their way with her." The narrator is disappointed that the lawyer wants him to do this. He doesn't get "turned on" from "ordinary sex" , he says, and he wants her to hear him out. The professor tells the audience that he agreed to give one of his properties to his wife, but now his wife wants to sue him for "messing with her daughter." The professor says that his wife knows about the "fabrication" of the will, so she might as well have