It's time to go to bed, and the narrator is all, "I'm going to fuck you." He's got a plan: he's going to sneak up on his wife and have sex with her while she's sleeping with her uncle. He wants to make sure that she doesn't notice, and he wants her to know that he loves her more than she loves him. So, he wants to get her to kiss him, and then he wants his wife to kiss his ass. But first, he has to convince his wife that he wants sex. She's not going to let him do that, so he'll have to force her to do it. He'll also have to convince her that it's a good idea for her to have a sexual relationship with another man, and she'll be horrified. The narrator is totally psyched to be able to do this.