The chapter opens with a soliloquy about the "only one me up" who gets "perfect sexual chemistry" with a "childhood friend" . The narrator tells the audience that he's the only one who gets sexual chemistry with the childhood friend who's already "starting to like" him. The two of them are having sex in a hot tub, and the narrator is telling the girl to "slush the water" and "stop if it doesnt feel good . . mumble un . if it doesnt feel good mumble un if you dont say anything I'll continue." The narrator then tells the girl that if she doesn't stop, he'll slap her and continue. He then tells her to "lift pant please" and to "shake shake fin me" , which is a reference to slapping. He tells her that she's "putting grind in" him now, and that's why they've been having sex the whole time. He also tells her about how the magazine he works for has just published a special feature about a hot-spot called "