The song begins with a soliloquy about the only person in the world who can get "perfect sexual chemistry" with a "childish friend" . It's the only one who likes her "under stand" , even if she's "impedimentally impotent," because she likes him "even if youre impotent !" . The song ends with a shout-out to the woman in question, who has just bought a "thiiis" towel and is about to "swallow" when the song ends.