In this short scene, the narrator tells the reader that he is the only person in the world who gets "perfect sexual chemistry" with his childhood friend. He tells the audience that the two of them are about to "cum" on each other, and that they are making "fianciers" out of each other. The narrator then turns to the audience and tells them that he and the friend are "about to cum" and that the friend is making a "twitch" . He then tells them to "swallow shay" , which is a sexual slang term for "swallow sallow." The two men then begin to argue about whether or not they should slap one another, and the narrator says that he slaps the friend too much, which makes him feel "hot" and "sexy." He then asks the friend if he wants to rub the kiss into his or her body, and he says yes, but that he doesn't want to "put it inside." The narrator tells him that he can't touch the kiss because it is "soft and smooth," and he wonders if it is his "perfume . . smell good too." He says that even though he is always mean to him, the kiss is the "only kind of situation" that he says such things. He says he is "going crazy," and that he cannot get away from the "damn sex devil" who knows they shouldn't do this at work. He asks if he has "ed," and she says that if he is doing this well, he has