The narrator tells us that he's the only person in the world who gets "perfect sexual chemistry" with his childhood friend. He wants to try to be more than just "a childhood friend" . The narrator asks what all of the "suds" of the world don't "want" to do. He's not sure if they're even looking at each other that way, but he doesn't know what to say. He slaps and slaps, and then slaps again. He can't figure out what's going on, but it's hard not to shake his head. He says he'll "go crazy" if he kisses her, but that's just the way it is. He asks if there's any plans for the day, and she says she'll meet him in the courtyard outside the train station at 12pm. She says she hasn't had a chance to "wave wave go" yet, but she's sure she won't be able to "do what ever" if she does. She asks if he has any plans, and he says he has. He tells her to meet him outside the station, and they'll have plans. She tells him to wait