I'm a Girl Now" The narrator asks a childhood friend of his if she'll help him practice kissing. The girl says that she'd like to practice, but she's not used to being kissed by someone other than her own name. She's afraid that if she does, it'll make her look like a girl. The friend says that it's fine, but that she doesn't want to be a girl if she can't get used to kissing someone else's name. The narrator says that he's a girl now, so he'll just do whatever he wants.