How to Mess With a Feisty Kitten

Okay, now we're back to the main plot of the book: what's the deal with the kitten? Well, it turns out that the kitten's a little bratty, so we've got to figure out a way to get him to behave like a bratty bratty kitten. Okay, we'll get to that in a second. But first, let's get a little context on the kitten: he's not exactly the prettiest kitten in the world, but he is cute. He's also not exactly a sex kitten, either, so he needs to be able to act like one. He needs to learn how to act a little bit like a girl, too, because he'll have to act the part of a girl in order to