In this chapter, we learn how to "mess" with a "festy kitten" . We're introduced to the kitten's owner, who tells the kitten that he's just waiting for the right moment to "shake" and "suck" the kitten. The kitten, however, doesn't seem to be having any of this. He's clearly sick, and the owner tells him that he should just "get down" and go home. The owner then tells him to "flewl" , which is a play on the word "flew" in Greek, which means "flee" or "swallow." The kitten tries to get down, but the owner won't let him. He tells him not to worry, and he kisses the kitten anyway.