It's been a while since we've heard from the narrator, but he's feeling pretty good about himself. He's in a good mood, and he tells us that it's hard to believe that the guy he was with before is still in love with him. He tells us, "It feels more intense . . than before" . He wants to know what's going on with the guy, so he puts a condom in his pocket. He asks if she's pregnant, and she says she would if she got pregnant. He says he won't let her get pregnant until she gives birth to his baby, and then he'll stop trying to get her pregnant until he "scares" her into giving birth to a baby that he doesn't know how to get pregnant with. He also says that if she does get pregnant, he wants her to give birth to the baby right away, so that he can know what to do with it when he gets pregnant. The narrator says that he knows they're on the verge of doing something "reckless," but he wants to make sure they don't do it. He puts the condom into his pocket and tells the narrator to "sprout" and "plop" , which is a