"Hey, what's your name?" asks the narrator. "I'm Shmoop. I'm going to get naked and have sex with you." The narrator is all, "Dude, I don't know what you're doing here, but I'd love to have sex right now with you, too." He's got a lot on his mind, and he's not the only one. The narrator's friends are also in on the fun, and they're all trying to get him to do something. The first friend asks him if he wants to "grin" , and the second friend asks if there's anything he'd like to say. The third friend wants to know if he can "grin," and the fourth friend wants him to "suck," and so on and so forth. He wants to make the first friend's mouth "prick," and he wants the second to "prank" . The second friend wants the first to "lick," and then the third to "flick