The narrator tells us that he hasn't seen his old friend for a long time, so he's excited to see her. He tells her that he'll take her for a walk and then give her some money to eat. He's not going to lie, he says. If she gives him the money as "straight as your personality" , he thinks he can get more money. He gives her his salary card, too, and asks her to give him the password to his credit card so that he can keep track of all his spending. He also gives her the secret of his cell phone number, so that she can send him an sms whenever she wants to know what's going on in the world.