"What do ya say, mister?" asks the vampire. He's been waiting for the right moment to meet his true love. He doesn't know what to say, but he's sure it's not the right thing to say. He wants to know what's wrong with her. She's beautiful, he tells her, but she's too young to drink, so she can't accuse anyone of being a vampire just because they look like vampires. He tells her that he'd rather be a wolf than a vampire, because he can bite people's blood and drink their urine. He says that he and his vampire friends have gotten a lot better at "phlebotomy" , the practice of sucking blood from people who've had too much to drink. They've gotten so good at it that they've even gotten good at running a bar, which is why they're able to do it. He asks her what she'll do with her blood, and she says that she'd have to live in a room where her blood would be sucked by a "beautiful female vampire" . She says that's disgusting, because she can do whatever she wants with young people, but that she can only do so with her vampire friends. She also says that there's no way she can call herself a vampire princess, because the vampire she idolizes isn't "a weepy mess" ; she wants her to be smiling. She tells him that he will be his prince, and that he can do anything he wants with his blood.