Okay, now we're back at the beginning of the dance, where we learn that the guy in the shirt is the one who said, "I'll dance with you one day, so long as you don't dance with me . . and I'll marry you." Um, that's not going to happen any time soon. Okay, so now we find out that he's referring to the fact that they're not dancing with each other, but with a partner. Um, what's that supposed to mean? Well, it's just that he doesn't want to dance with a girl who's "dead weight loose" and can't "be with me" . He's got a partner already, and he'd rather have a partner than a girl with "deadweight loose" , right? Um, yeah, that sounds like a pretty bad idea. But then we get to the point where the guy's trying to teach us how to dance, and the girl's like, "Hey, I'm already dancing with you, so you should be able to teach me how to do this too." Um...wait...what's the deal with that? Um...you're supposed to teach the girl how to hold a partner's hand, but she's holding it with her bra strap, and you're trying to shove it into her butt . Um...that's totally not your fault, and it'll be explained to you in a minute...but first, let's get this straight: the girl is holding the hand of a partner with her right side of her body in the air, so she'll have to hold it