The narrator tells us that when he got to the ghost's house, he realized that it was actually a man. He's been trying to figure out a way to help him get to the afterlife, so he's decided to meet the man in the dead-night. The narrator asks the ghost if he thinks it's a ghost, and the ghost says that he doesn't think it is at all, but he does think that the man's face is happy with the chatter on his face. The ghost asks the narrator if he'd like to hear more about the bathroom ghost of hiss, and he says that it is almost like they're lovers, or something. He says that the ghost forgot to knock on the door a third time, so the man must be impatient. The man tells the narrator that he is so lucky that he found a sex toy like the one in the bathroom, and that he hopes that he'll be able to have sex with the man again. The author says that she's lying to the man about being the ghost of hers, but the narrator says that's not the case, and they should go back to being lovers.