This chapter is the first in a series of short stories by Hiroshi niiya, a young Japanese author. In this short story, Hiroshi tells the reader that his childhood friend, a "perverted doctor," is fondling his butt. This is not a "palpation," however, and the author forbids anyone to copy, reprint, distribute, or send the story for free. The author also forbids anyone from modifying or falsifying the story without permission.