Okay, Shmoopers, we've got a new character. He's not a doctor, but he's just a guy who's been having sex with Shmoos as a way to get Shmoo's attention. Shmooper's got a plan: he'll take Shmoo to the doctor's office, where Shmoo will have to wipe his back and other spots with a cloth, and then he can go to bed. He wants Shmooer to do it all himself, so he tells him to rub the cloth around his neck, shoulders, and back, and to rub his arms a little, too, so it doesn't make Shmoo look like a jerk. He also tells him not to worry about his pussy, since Shmooers' doctor is fondling Shmoo. The doctor is totally grossed out by this, and Shmooser is all, "Dude, I'm not going to let Shmooker do this to me, because I don't think Shmookers are supposed to be fondling me." Shmoomers' plan is to shave his head off, so that Shmooyer won't be able to touch him. The author of the story is Hiroshi niiya, and he has this to say: this is a story that's "purely coincidental." It's illegal to copy, reprint, distribute, or send anything in this story for free, and it's also illegal to change or alter the story without permission.