This is the first time we've heard of the "face-slasher" , so we're not sure what he's talking about, but it's pretty clear that the guy's a bit of a snot-nosed punk. We also learn that the dude's been working on his honeymoon for the past few days, so he doesn't have much time to watch the news. He's just got married, and the news is all about him not having a good time, not being lucky, not marrying you, and so on and so forth. The "face slasher" asks why the auntie is avoiding him. The auntie tells him