"Don't be Soft When You Do Things and Don't Do That's Right" , the narrator tells us, is a famous line from Shakespeare's play Hamlet. It's about a young man who's been waiting for his girlfriend to come to him. He's waiting for her to do something he's not supposed to do , like go to the theater or go shopping. He tells her not to be soft when she's doing things she shouldn't do, like picking out a wedding dress. He also tells her to be careful with her money, because she'll have to pay it back when she gets married. Ooh, that's a good idea, right?