In this chapter, we learn that we're about to find out the secret of the love potion. It turns out that it's called "unparalleled love potion" and it works like this: "ach mon slurt ! ! clench ! ach mon / splurt / hah !" . It's so good, in fact, that it makes you feel like you're in love with someone else. But then you realize that this is also a secret that's not even yours to keep. You know, the one you've been hiding from your mom and dad. And now