The scene opens with a lecture by a teacher, who tells the audience that he wants his students to have sex with him. He tells them that it is too good a thing to leave a student alone, and that he will do anything to make the student love him. The teacher tells the students to kiss him, rub his tongue, and "prick" his lips. He then tells them to do whatever they want with the kiss, and to give it to him as they please. The students sing a happy song about how happy they are to be wanted, and the teacher says that he is so happy that he cannot stand for this. He swears to make sure that the woman is fired from the school.