"Hot Sex at My Front Door" is a short, sweet love scene set in the early 1900s. It's about a young woman named Blanche who has sex with a mailman at her front door. She's so happy to be alone with the man that she wants to crawl into his "hole" and have sex with him again. Blanche tells the man she's sorry she didn't tell him what was going on, but he's glad she never told him. He tells her she looked "so helpless" that she knew she had to speak to him, and she agrees with him. She says she likes the way he talks about her and how he became "someone special to me" . She wants to be with him, but she can't hold on to him long enough to kiss him.