In this short scene, the narrator tells us that he's going to a party at the "end of the world" called "Dionysus's Kiss." He's not sure if he'll be able to dance or not, but he wants to make sure that everyone knows that he doesn't want to be a part of the "mystery" of the kiss. He wants everyone to know that he and his friends are there for the "truth" they've never told him before. He tells them that they're not there to "bond with the gods" . They're here to "tell you things" that the gods would never tell him. He also tells them to be careful not to get too drunk, because the party is going to be "all orpheus" and "the maenads" , which is basically a kind of dance party. The narrator then tells us about his crush, cassandra, and how she's been missing for a while. He says that she'll probably be back soon, but that he still hasn't forgiven her for the kiss he gave her. He then tells her that she is the "best of them" because she makes people happy and makes them think that she has the worst hand in the world. He asks her to turn off the "stalker" thing on her Twitter account.