The narrator complains that he's pregnant and feels terrible about it. He's going to take the express train to work, but he doesn't want to get caught in the crowded train station. He wants to avoid being late. He asks the conductor if he can just keep quiet and not touch the boy. The conductor says he'll give the boy a kiss. The narrator is shocked that the conductor would give a kiss to a boy who's not even there to kiss him. He also says that sex crimes are equivalent to murder and that the police should be on the lookout for him.