The narrator tells the audience that he's going to beat the "hacking b*st" in this game. He's got seven cards to choose from, and he wants them all to be "effect cards" , meaning that they're going to be able to "smile after using it" . So, the narrator picks out three trash cards and tells the guys to "handle it with care" because he'll be refunded for the ripped card. The guys are all like, "oh, dude, he ripped this one apart!" . The narrator decides to use all of his points to buy two more trash cards.