The narrator begins this chapter by telling us that he's been having an affair with his wife's husband. He's not sure if she's lying or not, but he does know that her husband has been having sex with another man. The narrator is all, "Gee, that's awesome. I'm going to have sex with your wife." He wants to know what's going on, but the narrator doesn't know what to say. He tells the narrator to "smack it" and "slap it" , and then he'll "suck it in" . He says that he wants to be "sucked in" by his wife, and that he can't "get turned on" by slapping her. He also says that his wife is a "young wife" and that young wives are "very good indeed." The narrator says that this is "so embarrassing" because young wives "are very good indeed," and that his "cock so tight" is "sucking at this rate." He asks the narrator if he can forgive him, and the narrator says, "Please forgive me already, you've such a good, filthy body!" The narrator then says that it's "happening" to him instead of being a "happy tryst," and he wonders why he was so "peculiarly raped." He wonders if the narrator's wife is sleeping with other men, and he realizes that this makes sex with the woman more "arousing." He realizes that the narrator has been raped, and wonders why the narrator didn't just say, "Hey, I don't like this, but I'll do it anyway."