"Spike tremble tremble plop drip drip" , the narrator tells us, "Oh no . . i'm just all wet" . He's not sure if he's naughty or not, but he doesn't want us to think otherwise. He tells us that he'll make us feel even better, and then he tells us to "grope ons" lick lick lick , which is a fancy way of saying, "I'm going to make you even better." The narrator then tells us why they brought her in, and how he never asked her to do that, and that she didn't ask him to do it. The narrator is all, "you jerk!" , and says that she wasn't for him, so why did he ask her to come to the first place? The narrator says that he was just going to go sleep with her "out of revenge" anyway, and the narrator is totally confused. He wants to know what's going on, but the narrator can't tell him. He says he'd better go home with his mom.