Sob-Ce-Honey tells us that she's still living with her dad, who brought in other women to replace her mother. She's now spending her days working part-time jobs and doesn't want to ask for help from her dad. One day, she says, a woman comes to the house and introduces herself as a new member of the family. It turns out that the woman is the prettiest woman her dad ever brought back from the war, so she was picked to take her mother's place. Honey is all, "how dare you talk like that to your stepmother" . She says she'll "take care of it" , and then she launches into a tirade about how the woman must have found another old lady in the neighborhood, and how he's "weirdly popular" with married women. Honey says she can pay for a hotel for the next time she sees the woman, and she tells her to "swamp smack lucky jerk" and "splunge lucky jerk." She says he'll meet her later, and that he can "pay for the hotel" if he wants to. She tells him to come over and visit her more often, because she has a new place to live now, and it's so exhausting to be in such a place